A newly married man was standing in front of a mirror naked and was admiring his physique.

'2 inches more & I will be a king.'

Suddenly the wife comes in and says,'2 inches less and you will be a queen!' :D

QUESTION: What is the similarity between burnt toast and pregnant a girlfriend?


ANSWER: In both cases the guy thinks,'Do second pehle nikal liya hota to kitna acha hota'

Ek press wala Laaloji se poonchta hain:
Aap ne apne ghar me 11 bachee kaise kiye?

To Lalooji bole:
Kyunki hum rubber se jyada rabdi ko use kiya hu na!